Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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