Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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