You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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