there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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