If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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