I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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