forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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