Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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