What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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