He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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