I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Randomize
