508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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