Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
