Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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