she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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