He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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