I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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