you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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