I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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