I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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