I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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