that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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