I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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