Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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