The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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