no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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