While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
