found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
she told me i tasted like america
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Randomize
