I think I am morally bankrupt
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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