no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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