I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
