I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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