I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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