how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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