On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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