You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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