All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
