Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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