I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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