i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
