Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
A bitchslap is in order.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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