i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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