Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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