I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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