so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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