wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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