Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
one might say we're banned from that church
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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