What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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