I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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