there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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