I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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