Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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