She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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