Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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