38 yer olds are good kisserssss
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Randomize
